26 Sex Questions (aka Sextions)

  • A. Have you ever had sex in three or more positions in one session?
  • B. Have you ever had sex continuously for more than an hour?
  • C. Have you ever devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc)?
  • D. Have you ever been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained?
  • E. Have you ever had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
  • F. Have you ever written an explicitly erotic story?
  • G. Have you ever brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands?
  • H. Have you ever licked or sucked on someone else’s feet and/or toes?
  • I. Have you ever had sex with someone you’re not in a relationship with?
  • J. Have you ever had sex simultaneously with two or more people?
  • K. Have you ever had anal sex?
  • L. Have you ever gone out in public while wearing an anal plug?
  • M. Have you ever gotten really turned on by saying or hearing dirty talk?
  • N. Have you ever realized that you are much more sexually open-minded/kinky than most of your previous partners and/or friends?
  • O. Have you ever been part of an S/M roleplay (master/mistress/slave), domination (as the dominant/submissive part), or being victim of pain (such as whipping, caning, hot wax on genitals, nippleclamps/genital clamps etc.)?
  • P. Have you ever fantasized about or practiced orgasm control/denial?
  • Q. Have you ever tried scissoring?
  • R. Have you ever performed or received oral sex from a man?
  • S. Have you ever performed or received oral sex from a woman?
  • T. How old were you the first time you had sex?
  • U. How many sexual partners have you had?
  • V. Have you ever practiced BDSM on yourself (bondage, nipple clamps, hot wax, et cetera)?
  • W. Have you ever had sex in front of other people?
  • X. Have you ever had a crush on a fellow blogger?
  • Y. Have you ever had an orgasm without any direct stimulation (not counting dreams)?
  • Z. Do you like being called dirty names during sex?

ask away

  • Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
  • Skin: Do you tan easily?
  • Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  • Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  • Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  • Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  • Windpipe: Do you sing?
  • Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  • Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
  • Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  • Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
  • Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  • Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  • Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  • Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  • Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  • Back: Are you a virgin?
  • Hips: Do you like to dance?
  • Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
  • Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?




why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:


#science tumblr to save the day from inaccuracies

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via jesusfuckmechrist)

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Today I was stung by something

I didn’t know what it was

But I knew that something wanted my attention 

And as I walked home I couldn’t bear to look away

I was silently panicking 

I watched my heart swell to the size of a blimp

Flying high above the crowd

And I could look down

I saw you

I landed right next to you

But alas the sting was temporary

The sensory overload I couldn’t ignore

But the healing that passes with each downpour

Is much to unforgettable